I just must, must, must show you guys all of the delicious masterpieces I ate during my trip to Paris and Portugal.

To see the previous posts of my tasty travels in Paris, click here for the post on where I share my story on tasting a chocolatey treasure or here on where I show off the Galerias Lafayette gourmet foodie section.
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Anyways, this time, I'll show you the disappointing things I ate in Paris. Some things may shock you...
Lets continue shall we?

1. Cafe de la Paix (Place de l'Opera, Paris)

The cafe is pretty much famous for their "mille feux", which is crap! It was a total WASTE OF MONEY (12 euros, about 15 dollars?), the pastry sheets were old and not crispy, the custard filling was plain, etc.
doesn't it look delicious? yah well, pictures can fool you!
...and to top it off, I had the most rude waiter! My mom asked for some water, and he brang this huge bottle, then my mom said no thank you and he cursed out loud to her with a ugly look on his face and yanked the cups off the table.
This place did not get a tip from us!

2. Cafe Berthillon (42 quai d'Orléans, Paris).

The ORIGINAL Berthillon ice cream, from the actual Berthillon Cafe. You may be in Paris and see Berthillon ice cream everywhere, but the actual "stuff" comes from the Berthillon Cafe. Yes people, I said stuff, I eat better ice cream in my nearest Baskin Robbins!
Faking a smile while taking a lick
Not only was it pricey (4 euros for one TINY ball, about 6 dollars?), but the ice cream was not creamy, dull flavour, hard texture, yuuuuk. Trust me, if its good ice cream you want, go to Venice, Italy (THE BEEEEST GELATO EVER).

3. Le Gyros (3, rue de la Harpe)
I was reading in sites that this place had the craziest, most delicious greek sandwhiches ever.
Surprise, surprise.
NOT!
They may be crazy and full of french fries, layers of tatziki (greek lamb meat) and ketchup on top, BUT NOT DELICIOUS.
Talk about flavourless and GROSS, the meat was FULL of fat and dry as a mother (pardon me). Don't even get me started on the french fries, oh boy. These french fries were fried in 1,000 times used oil, they make the sandwhich in front of you, so can see him getting the frech fries out and putting them backing in in that disgusting oil.
Here I am, about to sink my teeth into disappointment
The greek sandwhich is one big pita, heated up and wraped with a layer of dry lettuce (no dressing, no nothing), tomatoes, onions, tatziki, and french fries. After taking a few bites I asked for some ketchup, but not even that could fool my taste buds. They were cheap though. lol
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Thats it! Thank god!
I tried so many things in my trip and out of them all, only these 3!

Just to let you guys know, everything below was planned to be eaten and tried, before my trip I did searches on the best stuff in Paris. After trying these 3, I felt so furious from the peple who said it was wonderful.
At least EVERYTHING else was